My reaction to the Miley Cyrus VMA performance, illustrated by gif images.

For those of you living under a rock, here is Miley's performance at the MTV Video Music Awards:

Miley Moby Dicks her way out of a bear's stomach.

Oh yay.....she's trying to be 'provocative'....

Waving her integrity goodbye. 

She still has her tongue out.

Rihanna and One Direction react accordingly.

Me too guys, me too.

Why is she doing that?

Drake has a good time.

Oh wow. The choreography and vocals are so beautiful

You're so edgy now Miley.

Did she seriously just do that?

Giant foam finger sales plummet.

Ew.

Is she touching his dick?!!?

Is she giving him an air hickey?

Wait.......isn't Robin Thicke married with a kid?

Some things can never be unseen.

Miley is a big girl now ya'll.

WHOOPEEE.

Poor Billy Ray.

"You keep me young Miley."

Dear Miley,

We get it. You want to be *S*E*X*Y*. You want to be ~~edgy~~. You want people to forget you were Hannah Montana (even though you still cashed in all those checks). Please stop being such a cliche. You're embarrassing yourself. You can be a sexually liberated woman and not run around in a nude, plastic bikini, air humping a big foam finger.

Words of advice: you probably shouldn't hire all black dancers, put them in teddy bear costumes and then frantically smack one of their asses. Oh, and you probably shouldn't say things like,

"I want [an] urban [sound], I just want something that just feels Black."

Dear Robin Thicke,

Gross.