More of my favorite German guy trying to understand weird English idioms.

"No smoke blowing up to my booty-place. It's my place. Don't touch it."




"Number one, its not possible. Have you seen the hole in the basement here?"




"If you see the chip in the shoulder you just eat it, I eat it, I see it."




"its a stupid, stupid game."
"scissor good luck. you can now not cut other things because rock has crushed you good."
"you are now origami swan or something"